I’m so sorry. I’ve had a similar experience (my mother, cancer) and we had plenty of drugs and it was still a shit week, so I can only empathize and offer my virtual support. 

I didn’t read it that way at all. It sounded very much the opposite to me - as if Ralph broached the subject in a roundabout way, then it evolved from there but they all agreed. Besides, Ralph’s wife is Rachel Brosnahan whose “Mrs. Maisel” is going great gangbusters, and I can only imagine they’d both like a bit more…

Take your damn star. 

One more time for the people who fail to read:

You fail to appreciate the difference between the crime and the criminal. Sure that iPad is still stolen but the person who received it without notice as a gift, having every reason to think it’s just a gift and no reason whatsoever to think it’s stolen doesn’t bear the same legal or moral liability as the thief.

Why treat 18 year old kids like 18 year old kids and not like their criminal parents? JFC. Because I’m not a troll. 

If she wasn’t involved in it and had no knowledge of what her mom was doing? Why would you want her to be punished too? That seems a bit ...odd. Very Madame Defarge of you.

In addition to the many other excellent points refuting your exceptionally bad take here, I’ll just add: 52. Never had measles. And judging from the super-fast and completely unscientific poll I just conducted on my FB page, I am far from alone in my peer group.  

Wow. Congrats. You managed to do what a hundred post-Gawker-implosion Jez pieces never quite managed: Chase me away for good.

This isn’t just a bad take - it’s a terrible editorial decision. In the words of the immortal Nina Garcia, it makes me question your level of taste.

I tried it - like when someone dives underwater and holds their breath in a movie? And you feel compelled to hold your breath, too, like, in sympathy or some shit? Like that, only with way less compassion and way more slackjawed awe - and LORD HELP ME. I quit the not blinking thing within thirty seconds because I am…

Now THAT is an excellent point. 

Wait’ll we get our hands on Anna Delvey! That shit’s gonna be bonkers. Not enough popcorn in the WORLD, my friend. 

You know what it is, right? She doesn’t blink. The eyes are large (and predictably bloodshot for someone with a crappy diet and sleep habits) and they do. Not. Blink. It’s unsettling, to say the least (creepy AF to say it like it really is, and GOD STOP MAKE IT GO AWAY to say the most). 

No, he wasn’t. He was found not guilty. There is a gulf as wide as the Grand Canyon between those two things. 

Read Bad Blood, truly. It will explain a lot. (I mean, it’ll still make not a lick of sense to you but you’ll at least grasp how it happened.)

Not just you, and I’m amazed to learn it’s not just me, either. What is UP with that?!?

I was coming here to say that very thing. Heard those rumors on the east coast at the time. 

She hasn’t even gone to trial yet.

They both need locking up. 

FINE. Take your star.