REPORT: Sky blue, water wet

Actually, “Chickengate” was that drunk couple who allegedly got it on in the bathroom of the Church’s Fried Chicken during the 2015 Intergalactic Krewe of Chewbacchus parade in New Orleans. There were t-shirts made and everything. 😁

I actually feel a lot better now.

Where's his fucking chin?

Everybody at the Buddha Belly tried to get me into Ingress but I wasn't feeling it. Something about the Pokémon angle really sells it for me.

Playing in New Orleans, most of my encounters have been on my way to and from (and occasionally in) various bars, and honestly it’s been pretty fantastic. Any attempt on Niantic/Nintendo’s part to purge more “adult” locations from the game would effectively neuter it, if you ask me.

Real talk, y'all, you're not living if you're not playing GO in New Orleans.

...but can he play the blues?