True, however the story wasn’t written by the car owner, just a Jalopnik author. If this were an NSX message board the guy would get all kinds of praise and wishing him luck, however this is Kinja on Jalopnik and if there’s something to nit pick at, it will be done in the comments. ( as long as Kinja isn’t broken…

It's the face tattoo of automotive styling.

I had a friend as a child whose sister got one of the VWs in the mid 2000s that came with an electric guitar.

She gave it to him and by the time he was through high-school, they had become “the band” at school. Playing for pep rallies and whatnot, playing backyard shows.

It was pretty awesome that a promotional item…

Only 15 IROC RSRs were produced in ‘74, and they included features that distinguished it from the conventional 911, including matte black headlamp covers, quick-release trunk catches, an external fire extinguisher, wide Fuchs alloy wheels, a large rear spoiler, and that handsome Sahara Beige paint scheme.

Lol a significant portion of that odometer has to be some hard driving fueled by the best coke ever made

DAMN! I knew there was a reason I wanted to win that Powerball jackpot ...

Great article, more in depth stuff like this please.

Yeah, everything you just said is pure conjecture. I drive a stock coupe and I’ve hit speedbumps while driving at the appropriate speed and slowing down ahead of time.

I saw the headline and said “if it’s not millennium jade and MNP then ain’t shit special about it... fuckin Nissan”. Well played.

I had a license plate stolen not too long ago. Reported it to the DMV. DMV gave me new ones. Fast forward 18 months, and I start getting tickets in the mail for having an expired plate - the one that was stolen. It had been stuck on the back of a car that had been driving around for 18 months without incident. It took…

Makes you wonder what else he’s helped himself to from the evidence locker…

One thing I always think when I get in my car is “damn I wish there was a plant in the center console, I don’t get bit by enough mosquitos here in DC”.

First EV with a head gasket? 

EVs don’t have head gaskets, so I’m just wondering what Achilles heel they’re going to saddle these things with to ensure the essence of “Subaru” carries through, despite the shared platform w/Toyota.

Can we talk about the absolutely brilliant move by Delta (the airline) to increase health insurance premiums by $200/month for those employees that aren’t vaccinated? $200 is quite steep, not sure if that high of a number is necessary or if it’s purely out of spite that they now share a name with the virus. 

Neutral:

It will not be clean, and there will be blood.

And this wasn’t because it sounded too much like Blues Clues? 

The real meat of the story and source of anger isn’t them quibbling over using the word “Cruise”. It’s what you slipped in right at the end - that this shit is gonna be a goddamn microtransaction.
I’m gonna go on the record for this - every single auto manufacturer can take their microtransactions and over-the-air…

Re Neutral: 1st) Be sure why you want to leave. 2nd) Create a budget for it. And just worry about your next step once you quit your current one. Your mind will think clearer then.