So that guy dedicated a year of his life forming a fake friendship in order to get back at the guy who . . . spoiled a movie?

I don’t know anything about fantasy football in general or this guy specifically but this is an adorable story

I keep getting spam calls from this place talking about jury duties, and contempt, and bench warrants and shit. Like bro, stop fucking calling me, I don’t need a fucking bench.

Just a quick reminder to everyone who was going around saying that the story had to play out the way it did because of reasons:

If you knew the game, you’d know they did not need an ancestor, and specifically did not get the blood from an ancestor in this game.

On the flip side, why make a part of the game choosing who you can romance if you’re only going to add DLC later that says “Nah, fuck that. This is who really mattered”? Regardless of whether your character was gay or straight, it seems like a really stupid choice.

That’s fine, but in this particular case Ubisoft earlier was making fuzz about how inclusive the game is.

Sweet Christ, the sheer volume of homophobic responses to this post.

Just because *you* don’t see it, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. That’s what privilege is. We’ve all got our blindspots. I take things like this as an opportunity to learn, not an opportunity to get offended at others being offended about something I don’t yet fully understand.

I’m going to have to disagree with you, here. “You’ll grow out of it” is a pretty common sentiment that LGBT people face, right there with “it’s just a phase” and “you’re just experimenting.”

Or, you know, Ubisoft can stick to the original promise of having a character that can align with the player’s sexual orientation. Instead they sorta shoved some sort of conversion idealism down the player’s throat then called it “Growing Up” via a trophy. I’m a heterosexual male, and even I shake my head at that…

If the point was to continue the bloodline through your character (which is not even necessary in any case), then why not let us have babies with whatever NPC we chose to bang? Even if you take out the complete erasure of homosexuality and varying gender identities, it’s incredibly odd to throw in this random-ass NPC…

Fine.

And viruses exist to multiply and spread as much as they can, but we don’t just allow them to grow out of control without fighting back.

Oh look. A company has to cut fat, yet pay the top guy millions of dollars for this failure instead of sacking his ass.

‘I don’t want a monopoly, but every major (3rd party developed) release should be on every platform and they can compete for my business with the quality of their platform’ ftfy

Republicanism is like a dozen donuts on a table where a rich guy, a poor white guy, and a poor black guy are sitting. The rich guy comes, takes 11 donuts, then says to the poor white guy “that black guy wants your donut!”

Wow! Thanks for the life lesson, Dad. I never realized that human beings have individual personalities. Thanks for telling me that!

You totally forgot about the Final Fantasy VII remake. Nomura is personally responsible for some of the most legendary vapor ware in history haha. 

The waiting game sucks, let’s play hungry hungry hippos.