Why were you quoting LittleKuriboh when you should be quoting DAVID BOWIE?

I'm surprised they gave the girls nipples. Huh.

I want an actual, non cartoony platformer (GOOD platformer, not whatever AC is). I mean, I want cartoony platformers too, but I would like one with a serious story. Not necessary too serious, but more than a Mario.

Kai sure has some awesome music.

Oh, industry veterans? For some reason, I always assumed that the Inuit tribe taught itself game design for this. Guess it makes more sense that they got outside help, even if it's less romantic.

Not surprised. No real point trying to tell a story that's supposed to reach people on a platform with no people :/

I couldn't help but notice you mentioned puzzles in a haunted house... I seem to be in the minority in that I love environmental puzzles in my action adventure games, so I'd just like to know just what you mean by puzzles. Are they plentiful and big or just a few tiny ones that don't mean much? I am going to get it…

Why do people complain that Zelda is always the same game? I mean, really. It is the ONLY game with that style. Why the fuck are people saying that the only open world action adventure epic with environmental puzzles needs to be like everything else? There aren't any other games fitting that standard. What do they…

Knowing EA, yup.

I also like how they actually have the Nazis speak German and have a lot of subtitles. Obviously, Nazis would speak German, but it would have still been easy for them to have them randomly speak English even if it made no sense

Currently on my Second/Uber run and trying to get platinum. Though the guys appearing after you defeat the two robots in the London Nautica are as annoying as the first time.

I hate most open world games (Zelda/Metroidvania open world not withstanding), but sadly he's probably right. :(

Does this include the Reaper's zombie minions?

Well, that's one way to take a fairly reasonable complaint and make a total and complete ass of yourself :/

Yeah, the MMO/ F2P aspect ruins it for me.

Disapointing, was kind of hoping for something like Galactic Conquest from Star Wars Battlefront or something where it was a board game over an action/ on foot gameplay style. Oh well XD

So basically, you can do maps co-op? Can you do versus mode?

Huh, sounds interesting.

I really doubt Half Life 3 has even been worked on seriously.

As a Disney Nut, I would have a Disney game that takes the promise of Epic Mickey and actually uses it. I mean, not so much the horror aspect, but the Disney fanservice adventure game. I love Kingdom Hearts but it just isn't the same. And Disney Infinity might be cool, if it wasn't for it being all broken up and stuff.