But Minecraft is what kids play today. It's the new Mario or Pokemon really.

They'd probably want a Minecraft 2 on their Windows Phone in order to try and convince kids to pressure their parents to get Windows Phone and boost that whole ecosystem. So probably more mobile focused than console.

Still not sure I understand why, really. I've heard speculation that it is to promote Windows Phone as well as Xbone with an exclusive "Minecraft 2", but I can't see many kids (their target audience) absolutely needing a Minecraft 2 when Minecraft 1 sold so much with such mediocre graphics... Obviously, they'd get…

Maybe it's because porn stars tend to be "Big", and from what I know of stereotypes, Asians usually aren't that big? Maybe? I dunno. I'm just guessing here.

Speaking of which, that crazy ass remake/port/whatever has a little over a day to make 300K!

Bit of a delay. Oh well. Will buy. Need more Zelda/Metroid style exploration/puzzle solving games. And, of course, Batman. NANANANANANA

It'd be kind of funny if this sneak peak backfires for EA like this.

... did they honestly expect this to work? This guy isn't even that big and this wasn't that bad, or bad at all. What exactly were they expecting to happen? O-o

I was actually on board with everything until the oneshot kill.

What do you mean? How can you not love a character that comes out of nowhere, one shots the previous super most powerful being ever, does absolutely nothing to prove she is a goddess, then disappears before we even know what the point of her was.

Well sealed. Or something. I dunno. She is still the greatest villain of anything, ever.

Open World RPG with platforming? Gimme.

Well, it's not like Naruto ever reall brooded himself...

What? Nothing of the legendary Kaguya, the greatest character ever?

Boobs in 1080p?

Shouldn't the cops have the phone number on the history? If so, shouldn't be that hard to find them... don't think you can fake a phone number like an IP address. Unless they go back to the 90s and use payphones, shouldn't it be easy to track them down? Unless there's something I'm missing?

YOU GO GUILE!

Especially considering the very likely fact they'd need to add in the Guardians of the Galaxy, introduce Antman and Dr Strange (maybe Black Panther and Captain Marvel) to the Avengers, while giving the now huge roster all time to themselves and each other (people want to see Stark and Quill fanboy over old rock albums…

I wonder if the chitauri will return as Thanos' foot soldiers once his whole plot begins.

Haha sorry. I haven't lived here that long, and before that I went about once a year (my mom loved this place so much so it was our default vacation place), and it's nice being able to go to the parks for a day on the weekend throughout the year instead of having to crowd everything in a single week. Especially since…