If it’s any consolation, I did some counter-Intel gathering today. (Spoilers, didn't learn much other than that J-10s look pretty rad.)

Didn’t they just accidentally ship a Hellfire missile to Cuba?

We still use them a lot in advertising and PR, too.

As the owner of a mid-2000s Saturn, I appreciate their acknowledgement that the owner would definitely have to replace fluids. It is a cute (and horrifically honest) admission that they knew exactly the level of build quality of their seals and power train.

Thanks for the heads up! I land next week!

Hi, Kevin!

Better equipped Fords seem to often come with air-conditioned seats which, for all intents and purposes are all about the air down there.

Drake can say whatever he wants. I rented a 2016 the other day with leather and the panorama roof... I got a freakin sunburn in Manhattan traffic.

Only if you own a car. Car ownership, licensing, and the regulation of the right to drive are already murky, but technically car insurance is only required if you own (and drive) a motor vehicle.

The dilemma is that the raised fist salute is linked with multiple anti-US government movements.

Interesting how many of their requirements are centered around potential technological countermeasures to guided weapons and the capacity of potential enemies to jam up smart weapons and systems.

Damn those cars were pretty, though... Did I see Greg Moore in there? 😥

Wow. They delivered both of them directly to former presenters of Top Gear?

I know an incident like this is no laughing matter, but I’ve been conditioned to admire stupid stunts like that.

You know we do...

Congrats on the new gig, man! I look forward to following you over!

With a decent hybrid setup to use the electric for that low-end torque? This could have a viable machine, here. (Assuming you can find a damned rotary certified mechanic to wrench on the thing.)

It absolutely needs to happen! You know, April Fools Day really could/should be a chance for companies to float rowdy concepts. If people don’t like it, laugh it off!

Dick Trickle used to smuggle tobacco in his car, one pack of cigarettes at a time...

Gotta do something to distract the chattering classes from the fact that their sport causes irreparable neurological damage to its players, which in turn is closely linked to self-inflicted, domestic, and community violence. Hey, it’s ok, though, they love gay people!