Quickly, sir, the Chitty Chitty Bang Bus is needed on the streets!

It’s interesting to me that this is the response a CFO would give to calm down nervous investors, not a response aimed to quell the chattering masses. I don’t think it’s the worst thing she could’ve said, but your right that it suggests a misunderstanding of a voluntary economy driven by unpaid contributors.

I was really hoping this article was going to be about hacking human DNA so we could photosynthesize. I need to lay off the anime..

That won’t stick, and it’s only a misdemeanor. He’d be in more trouble for kiting checks at that Macy’s.

Gotta go with the Nazca. Maybe the first video game hypercar I can remember...

How many ducks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?