Right...Gizmodo is totes ok posting an article to make money on this and thereby send hundreds to 4Chan looking for the images, be he’s an asshole for wanting a link?

Honestly, I have a photo of Animal sitting on my shoulders. My bud (puppeteer who shall not be named) and Muppet workshop person (who also shall not be named) took the pic when nobody else was around...he’s sitting on my shoulders with his arms across my face...I just about died...I thought it would be a pic of just…

Honestly, I can’t even describe it...one minute it was a dude...and then the next second, the dude disappeared and there was Kermit...like there just was Kermit...and he talked...and put out his little hand to shake mine and it was just magical. I know that sounds hokey and I am cynical as all hell, but it was just…

Right...and Christmas Jones was a nuclear phyicist (or whatever)...i.e. Portman’s character was played pretty much as googly eyed “OMG so handsome” type far more than a really smart woman...and, yah, a human who is going to die in 50 years (and be unnappealing in 20) was sure a wonderful fit for a near immortal god.

PS - I have met the Muppets (set visit for filming of Muppets Most Wanted) and meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet. I am not kidding. I almost cried.

Muppets - Muppets are both a group (aka The Muppets) and a category...so Fraggles, Sesame St, Muppets etc.. are all muppets but not necessarily Muppets...if you get my drift.

You’re missing the point...what is he supposed to day? “I should never have been hired for his job” or “the series is shit, oops”?

$10 says your daughter pitches the typewriter the first second she can without consequences...it’s totally fine to love your stuff...but just be honest and recognize that 99.999% of it is heading to a landfill.

Excuse me? You can’t just say “dude has a drinking problem, we fired him for cause” without verbal and written warnings and, you know, proof. This looks like an easy win lawsuit wise unless Scott doesn’t want to burn bridges with other NFL owners (suing an owner is not a good look) or he was unable to perform his…

Here’s the really fun part...given that there is zero advantage to knowing the date on March 9th...no tickets you can scoop up in advance, no real planning you can get a leg up on, in fact no advantage whatseover to anyone...I, who read this article, didn’t waste 70 minutes of my life! YAY meeeeee!

The reality is setting in. UFC fighters don’t last long enough to create the kind of star appeal that other sports rely on and has far too few fighters of note to keep up with the unreal pace of UFC events. Which makes for a hard sell to casual fans. And there is, as they will quickly find out, no answer. Until and…

Right, society is so much better off with people going to emergency rooms and being told they just have to bleed to death or go bankrupt...or even better...because health care for everyone actually brings down health care costs for everyone...if a million people take a drug they need to, you know, live then that drug…

100%...the “problem” is that he’s surrounded by sycophants...”zen master” my rear end...but he can’t come out and say (even if he was smart enough to see it) that a dog could have won titles with those rosters...he has to be the genius guru...and that means ramming the stupid triangle down everyones throat to have…

Rather low limit? WTF are you smoking? Where is 200mph remotely legal in the US? There is zero reason for a street legal car in 99% of countries to be able to do more than 100mph! Low limit my ass.

Right...and this has been true since the dawn of the laptop, so maybe don’t spout it like it’s some amazing wisdom you earned by talking to some monk at 18,000 feet in the mountains of the Nepal. There is a reason, I know this will shock you to the core, that both laptops and desktops exist. Take a deep breath, I…

A “contractor” who only works for one company is generally speaking an employee regardless of who sets the hours and who provides the equipment. The IRS does not allow you to pretend you are a contractor if you only work for one firm.

Well...but you have to truly repent...it’s not just enough to say “YAY JESUS” you have to actually understand your sins and repent them...I mean, it’s all BS anyway, but yes if Hitler had truly had a moment of “Oh my God, I am a horrible monster” and repented, then yes they would let him in.

Your info is dangerously incorrect...the price of a stock in nominal terms tells you nothing...Google is expensive on a per share basis because it is both valuable but also because it has few shares out there (700 million) wheras a company like Coka Cola has 4.5 BILLION shares outstanding...the share price tells you…

Right...and how are they going to do that? No witnesses, no video...there is nothing anyone can do...it sucks...but that’s life...if you get pickpocketed, you write it off and move on...

I get looking at this on paper...but Cousins is a head case...we both know he will sign for 200 million then become unhappy and be untradeable for anything less than a box full of garbage contracts...sometimes the talent isn’t worth the headache.