Did... you just call basic scientific discussion “weasel words”?

“Holy shit, Trump’s done [that thing] that’s stupid/treasonous/criminal!”

I agree with you about TikTok but am ultimately pretty ambivalent about it getting banned in the US. I had no issue with it getting banned by the military earlier this year as I think the security concerns are serious enough that I think keeping it off military personnel phones is a sound idea, and I would have…

Storing? Cheese?

Dude on Crazy Delicious grilled an entire jerked watermelon to look like a ham. It even sliced like ham.

The best way I’ve found to boost your credit score is to demonstrate that you don’t need credit.

“I will turn this store around right now if you kids don’t settle down!”

Unfortunately, the Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin died in 2018. If she was still alive, she could easily fix this by knighting Lady A. Once knighted, Lady A would become Dame A and outrank the upstart Lady As in much the same way that Sir Mix-a-Lot outranks most other Mix-a-Lots.

A very small silver lining to be sure, but I’d never heard of Lady A the soul singer before this bullshit, and I checked her out, and she’s pretty damn good, so hopefully she can milk this cluster-fuck for some exposure.

Well, if they build a patio, then they might (gasp!) have a BBQ or a birthday party and then you’ve got more Black people showing up in the neighborhood and what’s a Terrorist Tammy to do? How does she know if those Black people are supposed to be there or are dangerous Black people armed with ice tea and Skittles?…

“He pushed me off his property!”

I’ve worn a mask alone in a car. It’s not about protection during the car ride, it’s about not handling the mask so much. Put it on once at home after washing your hands, go out and do what you need to do, and take it off when you get home and have washed your hands. Pretty simple.

I see single drivers while wearing a mask, too. I like to think that they are running multiple necessary errands and choosing to leave the mask on rather than take it on and off each time they get in and out of the car (and the more you handle the mask to take it on and off, the more likely you are to spread…

You need a brush with some length so you don't burn your hand off. 

You need a brush with some length so you don't burn your hand off. 

No one uses the old add onion soup mix to sour cream to make onion dip? 

NASCAR was founded by Southerners who had been trying to transport moonshine (illegal liquor) during Prohibition.

How many politicians without failing grades did they donate to and how much? Corporations giving money to multiple sides is nothing new and wouldn’t be unexpected. I feel like that information should be included for the full picture. Not that that has stopped the gizmodo blogs from bashing on Amazon.

A wise mentor once told me that you should NEVER stop looking for a job - even when you’re happy in the one you have. You never know what’s going to happen - AND you’ll know more about what’s available, current trends, compensation, benefits, and you might find a better gig.

The pants-wetting analogy is gold. Here’s another:

Apparently, Harry hates the term “Megxit” because it implies Meghan was the one who wanted to leave the U.K., though it is a convenient pun. Perhaps “Susxit”