Did... you just call basic scientific discussion “weasel words”?

Granted, the Fawkes program isn’t supposed to be a silver bullet against these companies or any others. Rather, it’s supposed to be a pain in the ass for the companies involved.

“Holy shit, Trump’s done [that thing] that’s stupid/treasonous/criminal!”

I agree with you about TikTok but am ultimately pretty ambivalent about it getting banned in the US. I had no issue with it getting banned by the military earlier this year as I think the security concerns are serious enough that I think keeping it off military personnel phones is a sound idea, and I would have…

Storing? Cheese?

Dude on Crazy Delicious grilled an entire jerked watermelon to look like a ham. It even sliced like ham.

The best way I’ve found to boost your credit score is to demonstrate that you don’t need credit.

“I will turn this store around right now if you kids don’t settle down!”

Unfortunately, the Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin died in 2018. If she was still alive, she could easily fix this by knighting Lady A. Once knighted, Lady A would become Dame A and outrank the upstart Lady As in much the same way that Sir Mix-a-Lot outranks most other Mix-a-Lots.

A very small silver lining to be sure, but I’d never heard of Lady A the soul singer before this bullshit, and I checked her out, and she’s pretty damn good, so hopefully she can milk this cluster-fuck for some exposure.

Well, if they build a patio, then they might (gasp!) have a BBQ or a birthday party and then you’ve got more Black people showing up in the neighborhood and what’s a Terrorist Tammy to do? How does she know if those Black people are supposed to be there or are dangerous Black people armed with ice tea and Skittles?…

“He pushed me off his property!”

I’ve worn a mask alone in a car. It’s not about protection during the car ride, it’s about not handling the mask so much. Put it on once at home after washing your hands, go out and do what you need to do, and take it off when you get home and have washed your hands. Pretty simple.

I see single drivers while wearing a mask, too. I like to think that they are running multiple necessary errands and choosing to leave the mask on rather than take it on and off each time they get in and out of the car (and the more you handle the mask to take it on and off, the more likely you are to spread…

You need a brush with some length so you don't burn your hand off. 

You need a brush with some length so you don't burn your hand off. 

Good thing I’m as cold as ice, I guess.

No one uses the old add onion soup mix to sour cream to make onion dip? 

NASCAR was founded by Southerners who had been trying to transport moonshine (illegal liquor) during Prohibition.

“Subscribe to our new streaming service! We have DC comics stuff.... for three weeks... then it’s... uh... gone... maybe... we’re not sure... some stuff will.... will be gone, but it’ll be back... we, uh... we think. But we’ll have new stuff at the start of next month... I- I- I don’t know what yet... they haven’t…