blue milk ftw

As a server for more than 25 years... I’ve always called Thanksgiving guests at the restaurant the “uninviteables” those who cannot, or will not be invited to someones home. Yes, many foreigners, who are perplexed by the greatest holiday, and other travelers, miserable folks, and absolutely pathetic and very sad…

I actually saw one of these, but black and red/orange striped 2 weeks ago in Santa Rosa CA. I was mesmerized by the coolness, and the sheer willingness that the truck had to survive. Also, the driver/owner was a Lady Jalop. Helllloooo!

pro tip: have the caterer or best man whomever put 2 large plates of food up un your wedding room for after. you will be so glad you did. 

like my astronomy professor said on day one,”Everything I’m about to teach you is wrong.” I really loved Prof. Art Stark. 

my mom sang a pensylvania song every time we crossed into it from new york. i still do it. 

He already used HAARP to stall and deflect hurricane Dorian from hitting Mar-A-Lago...

I guess I understand the offer didn’t apply to Corvette or Caddys, but why those 2 specific models of Saturn? They were’t premium cars by any stretch. 

the big ol’ roof is perfect for PV cells too.

It’s like going to Wisconsin 

This looks like the Civilian model of the EM-50 from Stripes.

Could he play in the CFL?

agree with your statement.