@Videomaniac76: I didn't notice until you said something, kudos. Wonder what that means...

That was amazing. I'm so impressed! The villain sounded like Oogie Boogie from Nightmare Before Christmas, but I still loved it!

@Jonn: I salute your hilarity if no one else will. Subtle humor is a dying art, my friend.

@Krackato-ATOMIC COLLIDER!: Ah that makes sense! Thank you for saving my life, I couldn't figure it out myself. I still don't know how the move works gameplay-wise, but that will be explained later I'm sure.

Can someone please explain to me what she does during her first Hyper Combo (:33 mark)? She yells "Dirt Nap!" then seemingly disappears, only to reappear suddenly and stab Cap in the head.

What in the absolute hell was that? How much younger are they going to go back? And why does he have a lesbian's haircut?

@theorist24601: You are correct about the picture, but it had a child and they mentioned a Cornfield so that's the first thing I thought of. If the Twilight Zone was the first to have creepy evil children rise from corn then I apologize for my ignorance. I should have known the Twilight Zone did everything first…

Children of the Corn is a fundamental reason why I don't want to have children. That movie made them all seem creepy, and I don't want one living in my home, with easy access to my soul.

@sw_15243: THANK YOU!! I had no idea what the hell was going on in that video, nor why the map had a Japanese flag over it, until now. Phew! You just saved me from an eventual aneurysm.

@ClaudioIphigenia: Yeah, in Syphon Filter you could carry 10 guns, a taser, grenades, AND a flashlight! And that was a PS1 game! Why are we so gimped in games these days? Because it doesn't make sense to carry all of that at once? PSHAW! If I wanted sense I'd make change for a dollar!!!

That looks extremely complicated, difficult, and COMPLETELY AWESOME!

@djoker: I love that they yell out the moves, but I preferred the old Ryu days when what he said was gibberish. I don't need to hear every syllable of Tatsumaki Senpu Kyaku every time I do the move.

@Jack McCauley: *BUZZ* "He's a warm and caring individual who loves puppies and brings out the best in all his employees through fairness and robust compensation for services rendered?"

I almost dropped my drink in my lap, which was already wet from my urine.

@kNZA: I think you meant Sony Bravia.

@j1dopeman: According to [blog.us.playstation.com] , (3rd paragraph under Games & Special Offers) dlc you receive while a Plus member is yours forever. So that shouldn't be a problem. :)

@rymas1: I also recommend Frisky Dingo. Also, if you haven't watched The Venture Bros. or Always Sunny in Philadelphia, you're doing yourself a grave disservice.

@ryoshi: A girlfriend who insists on watching AAAAH! Real Monsters is a GIFT, my friend. Cherish her always. :)

@cubemoss: What an informative, concise and relevant opinion here!

@LeafRunner: You LOST respect? If anything you have to GAIN respect for a man who, at 51, can pick up 21 year old women. His game must be strong, and I saddened at his loss, for I will never be able to learn from him the ways of love.