@Curb_Smackage: A Waile is the oft-maligned emo-enabled brand of Wall-e, made to approximate the personality of a disenfranchised youth. As it compacts trash into cubes, it writes songs about breaking out of boxes. It is painted black and red and wears skinny jeans.

If anyone wants a demo, just check out the incredibly similar game Cuboid seems to have ripped off, Bloxorz. I played it over a year ago on [addictinggames.com] and loved it. It's highly addicting and I was sorry when it was finally over, even though some of the puzzles made me want to wage war on God for having…

He went through all that trouble and in the end he didn't even name it Sonic?! He named it LUKE? You know, that really grinds my gears...

@TRT-X: ...Really? People just want to look at fire, huh? Well I must say that is a trend I was not aware of, thank you for the enlightenment. I've had a long hard day, think I'll go home and look at a shower. :)

WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME!!!

I'm not saying I could program something like this myself, because I couldn't. But I don't know anyone that would pay real money for this. What is it for? Who sits around thinking, "You know, I'd really like to LOOK at a fireplace, but I don't want any of that warm comforting HEAT to muck things up. Where is the…

I still haven't beaten the first episode! I've been so disillusioned by the Wii I forgot it existed for a few months. I'll have to get back to it so I can witness the burnination of all things combustible.

@Justice7541: Interdimensional fighters from warrior clans whisked through space and time by a malevolent being? How is that at all like Ender's Game? Like, AT ALL? Have you confused it with the plot to Hellboy?

@duckmouth: @duckmouth: Dude, is your profile pic Count Duckula?!? I was beginning to think I'd imagined that show in a mono-induced fever dream as a child. Awesome! Completely off topic, I know, but I had to voice appreciation for the obscurity.

Oh, Odo references make my day brighter. I think of him whenever I see an unidentified container of liquid. Well, first I think, "Is this urine?", then I think of him.

I, for one, can't wait for developers to start supporting the Official PlayStation Dildo(TM) peripheral! I've been trying to perfect a next-gen console dildo controller for years! Failing to do so has been my greatest regret...

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@u0127907: The ridiculous casting of Dragonball Z rivals even that of Street Fighter: The Movie. Jean-Claude as the All-American soldier Guile, really? We shall see if DBZ can manage to wrestle the titles of Worst Writing and Worst Acting from it as well. What DBZ moment will be the equivalent of finding out Ken and…

"Also, Predator is two hours long," Erik continued. "Ours is four hours long."

It's be more interesting if the survey attributed lesser known skills to gaming, not just the gimmes of hand/eye coordination and typing for PC gamers. Of course THOSE are gonna improve. What about problem solving abilities, reflexes, deductive reasoning skills? Those are things I've always said were made better by my…

Dave Chappelle could have a new show whenever he wanted, he just doesn't want one. Which is very sad, because we're now forced to endure Carlos Mencia and Chocolate News as Comedy Central attempts to find something even half as funny as his show. WE MISS YOU DAVE!

@WordMan: Completely inaccurate! That sketch with him and Dave is one of the funniest they ever did? "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?" is a line that will live in infamy! I almost literally died laughing.

FINALLY! A chance to help people realize, internationally, that they do not really know how to play Marvel vs. Capcom 2. I've had many a person announce their dominance, only to be completely embarrassed by my Akuma by himself. BRING IT ON JAPANESE WUNDERKINS!!!

@Padder: Was that an SNL reference? If so, then kudos to you, my friend. :)

@mariospants: Oh man Armada was awesome, as was the underappreciated Mars Matrix. A revamped Mars Matrix (or even just the original one for cheap on my PSN) would cause the money to leap from my wallet and into their hands.