Good point.
*walks away whistling while twirling tail like a furry cane*

You don't think a hot dog is a sandwich?
I'LL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT YOU LITTLE RAT!

Great-uncle? Momma's baby is out of marsh-mal-lows.

Make it look like there was a struggle. Just to be safe.

WOAH! Everyone knows 24 is the highest number and that's it!

Yeah, that's where I stopped too. Although it was hard to make it past where she said it was so popular because of "freaks", you sound like a high schooler.

This is so accurate and completely made my day. The two swords are a BIG deal!

It's Obummer's fault! If America was great again people wouldn't need this fake nerd shit!

Hoop, Leggy Blonde, you got it goin' on
Wanna see you wearin' that thong, thong, thong
See you gettin' down till the break of dawn
Doesn't really count with your panties on

*reaches for Idiot Repellent from utility belt, it's empty*

"Would a crazy person pick a fight with God?
YOU HEAR ME GOD? I'M DONE EATING YOUR GARBAGE!"

Any intervention here will just end up like Lucille's in Arrested Development.

Dot Com, this need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is…off-putting.

ARGH! If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome.

Who is going to actually stop and listen to an audio clip on Facebook? People barely even read what they see before they just share it or move on. That's why videos that are shared a million times always have subtitles, or just the words "Who made this?!!? (laughing emoji)"

I will never get tired of hearing Simon from Alvin and the Chipmunks speak against the evils of marijuana.

♫If every Jew had a gun
Hitler would have run
And all of Europe would be havin more fun!♫

All I can think of is in 30 Rock when Tracy makes the campaign ad for the Republicans.

Yeah, say that to our faces! Our cute, whiskered faces!
*bares fangs*
*extends claws*

Where the fuck is Dawn?