Stay in the bathroom Carl CORAL!
*Coral immediately leaves the bathroom to wander around*

Let's Boo-urn this mother down!

Some stains just don't come out.

It's like I'm surrounded by delicious, frothy love!

As Harry Potter said to that person with the sweets trolley in the beginning of the first movie "We'll take the lot!"

Well if I had known THAT you would have been invited before my friend!

I'm almost finished with the renovations on my condo! I had new carpet put in and got a leak (that was dripping in to the unit below) fixed last week. With those finished there are really only a handful of big things left to do until I can rent it out! It's been almost a year process because it isn't really close to…

Friday night my friend and I relived our glory days by drinking beer and ordering pizza while playing videogames for several hours. It was quite fun but resulted in me spending a good chunk of the next day nursing a hangover and trying to find something to do that didn't make me feel terrible.

I told you not to stick your dick in that hole…

Windshield wipers?

It's called Doughboys, if you have any interest I recommend it! They're comedians not food critics but it's a fun listen.

I listen to a podcast about fast food. I'm in no position to judge.

Edge of Tomorrow was so much fun. I think they really didn't know how to market it, I remember being turned off by an ad or something and just expected something else. They also kind of tried to change the name of the movie to Live. Die. Repeat. on dvd. I'm so glad I finally got around to watching it though.

CHVRCHES has been on repeat non stop for me. I didn't know there was new Silversun Pickups though, gotta check that out! There are so many new albums coming out now!

Well then, a happy birthday to you!
*bows with a flourish*

I'm going to try and push forward in the Witcher 3 but between that I'll be messing around with Super Mario Maker. I've already been enjoying some of your levels from the Gamelogical thread. I'm going to get around to making some eventually. Enjoying it a lot so far!

It's the only thing in my Halloween disguises box that isn't "sexy"

Woah, a callback to a comment on a different article!? Since when are we allowed to do this?

That's what the people I stalk (stalkees?) say before they catch on to what's really happening.

Throw it in a pot, add a potato… baby you got a stew going!