I hate when I get Too Many Dicks stuck in my head…

There's too many of them!

Favorite Flight of the Conchords Song Thread!

But according to Ryan Murphy all AHS seasons are connected! So… I don't really know what it means, but it was completely unnecessary to do that. I can safely say I won't be tricked to tuning in this year only to stop because of the awfulness.

Reddit just came in their pants.

You can't spell Fogle without fondle!

Woah! Buy me a drink first will ya?

Badman Begins

Throw him in the toaster oven!

These are just temporary until I can get my new contacts in. They're on special order because of how large my eyes are.

I got involved in some shady dealings so I'm trying to lay low for a while. With these glasses no one will recognize me!

#NotMyDuck

It tickles me that a grown man's primary form of insult is to call people losers.

I hope he had Aflac.

Yes, but only if they can't solve crimes or fight bad guys.

If you liked it, then you shoulda put a Ving on it.

Star Trek taught me so much. Like how you should accept people, whether they be black, white, Klingon or even female.

Lieutenant Rude Boy reporting for duty sir!

Meaning they send you 20% off coupons every week for the rest of your life after you see the movie.

Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up!