It was almost 7 minutes for me today!

What Movies Are Your Litmus Test For Friendship?

Sorry! Salt mines.

When they finally get caught in Bird Bones' house made me laugh super hard. The whole setup was just perfect.

The nuclear war created a race of enormous radioactive snails that tore across the country eating all of the crops. Our salt-based missles are the only thing that can harm them. Duh!

Uh oh…he forgot to specify which February!

But who is on first base?

"What do you know about revenge?"

I just took the comment at face value, so I think I missed it too…

It really humanized him. He even said that Pope slur that Disqus won't let me write.

THANKS. Guess there's no point in finishing this garbage now.

Gee, I never thought I'd say this about a TV show but this is kind of stupid.

I sell Pope pain and Pope pain accessories.

There are very few things she hasn't gotten to already.

Herbie is back!? Is he Fully Loaded?

Something something Cecil the lion.

Bilbo felt his stomach churn. "Oh no. Not here, not now!" he thought. He raced for his Hobbit Hole, but was too late. His tiny anus exploded with the fiery fury of Mt. Doom, filling his trousers with the day's breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, and of course supper.

Hurry! We don't want to miss this one, the next train doesn't get here for another 6 hours!

But I still haven't seen any of them other than the FIRST one!

I think I need to lay down.