That would have been hilarious! Definitely going to read this.

I didn't notice the Lowes sign on my watch and it is amazing. This was a great episode, "Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let’s Find Out!" is endlessly funny to me and at this point could almost be a real show at this point (I'm looking at you Naked and Afraid). Most of my…

Also see: Charlie Witherspoon (one of my favorite characters in the whole show)

You're being far too kind, guano is actually useful.

I haven't been to a show since April and I'm starting to get the itch. I think I'm seeing Titus Andronicus play in September but I still haven't gotten a ticket yet. I saw them when they were touring with the Monitor but not since, I'm sure it will be a great show.

Vicky Vale

Waffle stew? Sounds terrible! As does everything else. Fuck that.

Because I'm a broken record, Bojack Horseman! I already finished the entire new season once and I'm going through again with the reviews on here. It was so great and I'm catching a lot of extra details on the rewatch. The show is very dense with background gags.

I had 21st Amendment Brewery's Hop Crisis Double IPA which was really good, but it was only a 4 pack, so it lasted two days.

Prince - Batdance

Oh you!

Talk about The Walking Dead!

He did just make a Snapchat "movie" where he killed off a bunch of Vine and Snapchat "celebrities".

"A certain cancelled FX show that is too painful to name"

Not even Jesus!? What a deadbeat!

These pun threads always have a habit of showing up where they're not wanted.

Wait so is that a good thing or a bad thing? I know if it was just poop it would be bad, but the poop emoji is smiling which means it's good?

Remember God? He's back, in emoji form!

I think this is just his way of finding nerds to bash.

It only seems that way because it is.