Well, Scooby-Doo can doo doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

Then you hover over the send button and scan the email one last time hoping nothing is messed up and quickly force yourself to hit send and think about how you might have screwed up. Right?

I hope it's at least Bran name. I'm sick of this generic store crap.

@milkproofrobot:disqus if this is some kind of scam I don't get it. You already have my power of attorney.

I have not, but I'm definitely going to check it out when I get home! I love that type of thing.

Of course not. You're a robot.

Wait. How can one person play the role in the pilot and then someone else play the role?!?!

Dude. Stop asking.

That was genuinely my reaction when I saw the headline. Then I realized that everything is terrible and now I feel like an idiot again.

Go long Corrral!

Nothing different than usual I suppose. Bar Trivia on Tuesday. Work, booze, video games the rest of the week.

Actually pretty busy. Friday night drank and barbecued with some friends. Saturday went to a party at Venice beach and did some day drinking. Sunday I had to recuperate from being that social so I stayed in and played video games most of the day. One of my better weekends in recent memory.

Wrecked Ralph: Portrait of an Alcoholic

Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

Coming Next Summer:

OW! Hey man, that's not cool!

I'm dying to see it end.

Unfortunately I don't know what that is but for you I'll say it is.

It isn't natural!

There's some sort of ball dropping joke in here but I'm really off my game today. Someone else do it.