By John Grisham

*taps @Eat_Up_Martha:disqus with a wrench*

Like with PewDiePie I don't understand how anyone could enjoy this song. It's so grating and terrible.

Yes sir, I did. If I actually knew that information I'd off myself on the spot.

So Dan Reynolds, not Kanye, is the greatest living rock star on the planet?

Like a beanie cap with a propeller on top!

Right Thoughts was just okay to me. I probably need to give it another listen but it didn't do much for me other than a couple of tracks I enjoyed enough. I haven't listened to FFS all the way through, but I've enjoyed the tracks I've heard despite being a little different from their usual output.

You were closest without going over.

I almost confused him for that thing in Jaws.

It might be my favorite FF album, and it got almost no attention! I saw them when they were touring for the album and had figured there was no way they would play Lucid Dreams or at least the album version. Their last song was a mix of the single and album version and it was everything I wanted. One of my favorite…

This reminds me of the 30 Rock scene where Jenna is playing a mom on Gossip Girl.

It reminds me of the 30 Rock scene where Jenna is playing a mom on Gossip Girl.

Bring sunglasses!

I believe that was what we call a "prank". It made me very unhappy.

Do I have to go to Netflix, murder someone in charge, and Weekend at Bernie's this thing? Because I'm not above that.

You know what? I think it's time for an episode of I Love "I Love Films"

I totally had this idea with my Hefeweiner beer!

Spoilers!

Ugh, but I'm lazy!

DAMN YOU!