Bullets are pretty expensive right now, want to line up next to each other and get a two for one?

"Not really. I just thought you would enjoy that for a moment."

I had nothing to do with that! I tried my best damn it!

Excuse me while I go blow my brains out.

"It's not a monster, it's Mr. Burns!"

Leia offa him!

Double your pleasure!

Do all Nickelodeon kids have very punchable faces, or just these kids?

Man Man has a song about Wolf Blitzer eating babies.

I thought it was called X-plaining Files

He forced them to work in the sesame seed mines.

They should probably get a bouncer, because we all know he'll try to sneak his way back in to that slot.

Get out of here with your logic! This is a time for rash, emotional responses!

I got a Hannibal notification for this?!

I hate those guys!

Proof there is no God.

I think I'm at that place now. I was pretty confident it was going to get picked up somewhere, now I just have to accept that what we have left is probably the end. That doesn't mean I have to be happy about it though.

I already send them a monthly "fuck you" letter, so I can probably just add this to the list. My postage fees are really starting to add up though.

While not the most cost effective method, I'm sure it would at least make the news and help spread awareness of our cause. They'd practically HAVE to renew it then!

*cough* Mindy Project *cough*