She lives in Fort Kent, a small town of less than 5,000 people on the border with Canada. What are we afraid is going to happen, exactly? That she infects a Canadian and they make us look bad with a prepared, reasonable and rational response?

The video is inculpatory, not exculpatory.

Fred Fired: [opens new Word document]

"Maturing" is realizing how many things don't require your comment.

Do you normally enjoy ruining jokes with information everyone knows?

Person A: "Knock knock"
Person B: "Who's there?"
Person A: "Banana."
Person B: "Banana wh-"
Ovdanyakad: "Bananas don't knock on doors."

Kobe Bryant.

Did anyone ask the student how it compared to his regular teacher?

Not once have I ever meant, "ducking." Not. Once.

I wouldn't be so sure about that. I've read that c-sections strongly increase the risk of autism.

Lost opportunity if you ask me

My theory: this is that this guy is just a complete douche and nobody he works with likes him, and some underling he's treated like crap for years and who he relies on to actually do the research and watch everything and then fill him in on it finally had enough and just started fucking with him "Yes, this new movie…

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.

Whenever someone gets asked the question and replies with some remix of "I'm not a feminist," I always wish there would be a follow up question of, "why not?" Not even in an antagonistic way, I genuinely want these people to explain their position and what about feminism is so repugnant to them. Partly because I…

"You're welcome Meghan, and maybe one day, hey, you'll even be thankful."

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Bob Breeno, everybody.

Maybe they should just cancel the whole thing this year. Pink doesn't really go with black or blue.

this is the first one to actually divorce itself from the league

Breasts would like to apologize for their role in the cancer.