I agree. If you are driving for more than an hour, the DVD player becomes a godsend.

IDK, I think “son,” is worse.

Also, “disappointed” a BILLION times worse than “furious,” forever.

“Buddy” is also the highest level of dad trouble. Mom trouble tops out at the full name, including middle: “Drew Fulgensio Magary, you get in this house right now!”

The Deadspin Staff wouldn’t put themselves on the list.

Seriously. Also, Chris Brown has fans? And Beyonce should be higher up on the list, just behind Taylor Swift fans.

True story - your resident professional goofball and one-time Chopped winner once wrote about Croup on his dickjoke Jamboroo (it’s under the 5 throwgasm games)

As an Asian, I applaud the fall of Affirmative Action. Too many promising Asian students have been denied college admission because of white quotas.

There isn’t a “list.” And no, getting the flag removed isn’t enough all on its own. It is, however, a thing we can do right now, and which we should have done generations ago. It’s one thing for a person to wear the image of the confederate flag by their own choosing. That right is never going to go away, and…

Sweet Tea Vodka plus Lemon Vodka (both available from Austin’s Deep Eddy vodka) kicks that up another notch.

As much as I like Fireball (it’s even sippable if you feel like it!), I sometimes think the “stop drinking Fireball!” thing is from cranky olds who feel obliged to hate anything the under-25 set drinks. I’m mid-30s, discovered Fireball three years ago, and am glad to see whenever someone my age realizes that while…

Sweet Tea Vodka plus lemonade is one of the easier ways to get absolutely plastered that I've found.

This country being..Canada?

Yes, parenting really messes with your emotions.

Do these words from SC Governor Haley seem as empty and tone deaf to others as they do to me?

Whoever documented her shame and then put it on the internet deserves an eternity of public humiliations. I hope they crap themselves at work or on the metro or while on a first date. The universe should right this wrong. And I hope in their moment of embarrassment they realize that what they are experiencing is…

It’s commonly accepted that Fahrenheit provides a more accurate description of the ambient temperature and it’s impact on a person’s comfort level. Celsius is cute when used for science experiments, but little else. I’m a big supporter of the US switching to the metric system, but Fahrenheit is just more accurate when…