Umm, excuse me:

I’m going to wish every Trump mouthbreather who says, “We’re only saying Merry Christmas now!” a “Joyous Antetokounmpo”.

Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

• Everybody in Pokemon Sun and Moon

This is Nina. She’s a goofus.

Washington Field is where reigning League Most Good Player Bryce Harper slaps base circlers and Max Scherzer makes aces of opposing stick wavers. Its next to the basketball ring where professional sphere hurler John Wall excites us with athlete gyrations and accumulates scores and helps.

Bizarre? Huge? Practically nothing in it? Maybe you just don’t understand Canada in general.