Three words: The Big Lebowski. Check it out.

I could not agree more. That guy is screwed.

Actually, hating hipsters who hate hipsters is the new hipster ;)

This DLC is not available yet. Next week is when it actually releases.

His telekinesis ability must have really came in handy on the kickball field.

It's all about personal preference. I sometimes wonder the opposite about PlayStation controllers.

I find this annoying, but it won't really bother me as long as it doesn't happen in the hardcore mode.

The Darkness is only like five bucks, and it's a pretty solid experience. Fairly intense story, and the atmosphere is very grim, which I love. Also, Oblivion is pretty cheap these days, and it is my favorite game of this console generation.

Agreed. Babies with giant boobs make me uncomfortable.

Your dad sure is causing a lot of problems these days, isn't he? And what was up with him delaying the rapture? Some of your followers across the street from me will not stop blasting their Christian rock albums on the front porch. Weren't they supposed to be in heaven by now? Please make them leave, or just tell…

No, you're a dickhead for claiming people are idiotic when all they want is to be treated fairly.

You're right, they can't stop a hurricane. But why would customers be expected to pay for a service that they are NOT receiving? Commenters can seriously be dickheads.

The sad part is this is exactly the type of thing my friend would say. He's a hipster, and he doesn't even know it!

What the fuck is wrong with you? Don't be a pretentious ignoramus.

Seriously!!! Please tell me they changed April Fool's Day to September 1st

I'm pretty sure they are making one with Ryan Reynolds starring.

Hot Pursuit pretty much kills this claim. Unless you agree with the guy from GameShark.com, who made this...'unique' observation in his review:

If only, if only. I would feel a bit like an asshole asking for it back when my mom already said he could have it. All I can ask is that he takes care of it. And reads it bedtime stories. And kisses it goodnight. And checks the closet for monsters. Is that really so much to ask for?

A few years back my sister and nephew were visiting from New Mexico (I was living in Nebraska with my mom at the time). The day before they left, my mom asked me if my nephew (7 years old) could have my old Gamecube and all the games. Not having even touched the thing for at least a year, I told her it was fine with…

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