And also not the record.

I can't tell you how many times I've regretted not having a well lubricated cube.

You know, sometimes the AV Club and its cultural imperiousness is a little too much. Ya'll need to chill out a bit. Ready Player One was just fine, geez.

This could suck. Or blow. Or it may start off sucking, then switch to blowing.

Homer, in character as Mr. Burns: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
Postal worker: "Alright Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
Homer [still in character]: "I don't know."

Also, Homer: "Urge to kill…rising."

Marge: "Homer, please! You're hurting my arm." Homer: "No I'm not."

Television: teacher, mother…secret lover.

Congratulations. You're a fucking stud. I bet you're the life of the party.

This is how I knew him, back when I was growing up in Toronto…I had this routine memorized https://www.youtube.com/wat…