+1 triceratops on Noah’s ark

located in the shithole that is Inglewood

Next up: Detroit Lions.

Haha, we tend to cover things that lots of people like... funny how that works :P

LH does seem to have an obsession with Chipotle.

I'm the 6th grade younger brother in this story....this absolutely happened.

Damn you Senior Week. All this does is remind me how much I miss the Virgilbag. You can only reread the old ones so many times.

Hey, KU football, Gale Sayers isn’t walking thru that door. Nor is Mark Mangino, though for another reason.

I remember going to a local WCW show in our home town when I was in 9th grade and my brother was in 6th. There was a 6 man tag match that included Stevie Ray. At some point my brother yelled out "Hey Stevie Ray, you suck!" Without missing a beat he turned, looked at my brother and responded "Your momma sucks, bitch!"

Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Virgilbag.

Are projectors or just big screens somehow unpatriotic? I'm struggling to find a reason that he would use hastily made printed out signs from a kinkos instead of having a media guy with a slideshow. It's such a joke at this point I can't even comprehend it

Great, by raising the average life expectancy to 10,000 yrs old, we will be setting the retirement age for your shitty job at 9,800 yrs old. And now, instead of hoping to be able to purchase a home in your 30s, you will now not be in a position to afford one until you are 4,000 yrs old.

Who the fuck would want assholes to be able to live longer???

Yeah. Because what the Earth needs right now is a larger population of people. What could go wrong? There’s plenty of food, space, water and wealth to go around. Let’s all just hang out for a couple hundred years and play Nintendo. It’ll be rad.

800? So how many years are you working and paying bills?