I agree entirely with this article, with only a slight quibble with Bran’s sudden character 180, which felt unearned to me.

This is easily the dumbest thing I’m going to read all day. Which is impressive since it’s not even noon yet.

The only way his base will leave him is if they find out his racism was an act.

“His base will abandon him once they find out he’s poor”

No, they won’t. I really can’t stress this enough: the answer to the question ‘what will make his base desert him’ is ‘basically nothing.’ Short of the utterly absurd - Trump showing up to personally eat the children of each supporter individually - Trump’s core…

“For some reason, this issue of apples has become a paramount issue for Mother” - Adam Pence, circa In the beginning...

“For some reason, the issue of my ED has become a paramount issue for Mother”. Mike Pence, c2010

“For some reason, this issue of Hurricane Katrina has become a paramount issue for New Orleans.” - Mike W. Pence, 2005

For some reason, the issue of total nuclear annihilation has become a paramount issue for- *please stand by* ~Overseer Pence, October 23, 2077

“For some reason, this issue of segregation has become a paramount issue for the Negroes.” Pence X, 1963

“For some reason, the issue of the Ring has emerged as a paramount issue for the Fellowship.” -Pence the White, Year 3019 of the Third Age

For some reason, this issue of volcanos has become a paramount issue for the Pompeiians. - Praefectus Pence 79 AD

“For some reason, the issue of potatoes has become a paramount issue for the peasants.” -O’Pennessey, circa 1845.

“For some reason, this issue of sharks has become a paramount issue for Amity Island beachgoers.” Lifeguard Pence, 1975

- Mike Pence 3517 BC

“For some reason, the issue of nazis has become a paramount issue for the Jews” - Mike Pence at a Nuremberg nazi rally 1936

“For some reason, this issue of meteors has become an issue for the dinosaurs,” said Penceasaurus Rex.

“Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.” -President Pence, 30 seconds later.

“For some reason, this issue of not being able to breathe seems of paramount importance to Kinja commentors.” - M.Pence.

“For some reason, this issue of the horrific, reawakened old ones has become a paramount issue for the planet.” President Pence, 2018