@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus You and me both, buddy!

Lobsters1:  the one, true arbiter of humor.

Yeah it's the difference between casual racism and deep-seeded racism.  Words are words- they leave room for the benefit of the doubt. But when enough words are strung together, the gap closes.

Yeah, but at least he's funny while he does it.

I'm sure they both also take a fistful of Xanax every day.  How else could they allow those thoughts to filter through their brain into their mouth an form the words to express them?

He's probably too tanked out of his gourd to offer up a response at them moment.  He better sober up tomorrow and taunt the fuck out of her!  He owes it to the world.

Well, guess we're all going to have to learn how to drop things in boiling oil from someone else.

Has the orgy pit been scraped and buttered by middle-aged black men in white suits and black shorts?  Good, then the festivities may commence!

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus You've been downgraded to mere internet LIKE in my eyes!  I'm heartbroken!

I would confuse mine, too.  But it would still be totally worth it.

@avclub-6b160289536b8a7a7a2c161a02014e7c:disqus I've been a blip on this scene before your theocraticically inclined, ironically named avatar's balls dropped!  Abu Baker was a false prophet!  DEAL WITH IT. Just kidding. You're a gem. A sapphire amongst quatrz.

@avclub-ba51e6158bcaf80fd0d834950251e693:disqus Thanks, friend.  Now I'm going to burn my J.D., Homer Simpson-style, while chanting, "I am so smart! S-M-R-T- I mean, S-M-A-R-T!" and burn down my apartment building.

@avclub-ba51e6158bcaf80fd0d834950251e693:disqus you just dropped a G-d?  Wow, we have an actual Jew here, folks.  Not a fake-ass Hellenistic Jew like Dr. Z.

I am also available for funerals. Just putting that out there.

So after all these years of commenting, your friendly neighborhood Zoidberg is actually a published music writer now!

That's set in stone.  But if we're picking "fuck this shit, I'm killing myself because I'm old and useless" songs, I'll have ti get back to you.

Any Zeppelin haters need not apply here.  I'd drop that at my Dad's funeral too.  He introduced me to them and led me to my first musical obession by age 13.  THANK YOU, Dad- for setting me up for a life of music.

I'm the best me like this.  Enjoy it.

No need to respond.  Just take it with you. Carry it in your back pocket.   Most of us get a lot of interaction on here that is simply absent from our daily lives, and always take solace in being one of the good ones.

Ann, can I just say, in my drunken state, that you're among the greatest commenters in AV Club history.  You reason out my unreasonable ramblings for everyone when I threaten to piss everyone off with my devil's advocacy  (See: Season 1 of Girls), like all my jokes, and generally provide the the most delightful…