I may have grown up in North Jersey with a thousand drunken Irish Catholics, but I'm still a Jew. The Parting Glass is just too Irish to be played at my funeral.

If I die young 30-40:  Kurt Vile- "He's Alright"  (ALL OF YOU CRY, I WAS TOO YOUNG TO DIE, BUT I HAD IT COMING, BUT I'M PROBABLY BETTER OF NOW).

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus Same.

It's an infinite loop!  The timeline has been compromised!

Maybe one day, I, too, will be *BONG*'ed

I'd take 10 gerbils over this gimmick.  At least it was funny to imagine a gerbil saying all that foul and stupid stuff.  The account should just be renamed "Billy Madison", anyway.

@avclub-920530cb8744c679e3a2ece84f1d5ce4:disqus Probably should have told you to listen to Oceanic first, but both albums are classics in my book-  and I'm not the world's biggest metal fan*

Funny, Om and Isis are the only two bands I know on that list.  Om is great, check them out.

Post-Metal?  Isis?

@avclub-7f4069db8c7d02ea9f8984a3962d5eef:disqus Other people's feelings are "ridiculous", eh?  How's your love life?  Plan on having kids one day?

The A.V. Club

*Yawn*….you're boring me.

Well, @avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus , you've successfully disputed the results of my reading equation.   I forgot to carry the second sentence and subtracted the context.

New England is The South of The North.  I grew up in Jersey and lived/worked in NYC in my 20s, and I once went up there to visit my friends frat brother's with him and was treated to a string of Anti-semetic slurs every time someone missed the cup playing Beer pong.

@sharculese:disqus I think the "screaming in unison" part has to be an exaggeration, but I I'd also say they were just doing her a favor:   They must have been telling her to go to one of the hundred or so bars owned and operated by black people in a 15 block radius with better food, patrons and drinks.

@avclub-ec626d1dc71dbee9ca28bc80ec78d676:disqus You know what would be magical?  Have a bunch of Armenians sealed into caves and starved to death in the wedding to my Turkish wife.  It was just a simpler time, back then, you know? If that doesn't work out my ex who wants to get back together is from Florida and we…

@avclub-230e46d19fe78a6c8dc715659a7188d7:disqus For future reference, they all end that way.

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus She does.  Check his math.

Hm, who knew people that cooked really shitty food on a television network that pulls ad revenue from the most base human impulse (hunger) could also be shitty people themselves?

Funny you say that:  I dated a girl (breifly) that claimed to be a huge Sigur Ros fan and it turned out she had no idea they were a) Icelandic; or b) singing in Icelandic.