Katherine Zeta January Jones

It is BY FAR the best comment section on the internet.  Some of the most insightful, witty and genuinely constructive conversations I've ever had with my strangerfriends here at the AV Club.

It's kind of like a blood-brother ceremony, but with a girl.  I mean, have you really ever looked at that Land-O-Lakes Butter box? 
Forever is willllllld man.

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus You must be new here.  It's a place for a bunch of Millhouses to find other Millhouses to hug under The Lemon Tree and finally discover what it's like when doves cry.

@avclub-de9878e9d33c60263a094abc94fab3f0:disqus Ah, so you're referring to the bro-tastic high-fiving over the "good old days" when they could sexually assault women in the office and drink on the job.

People complain about the smoking and the sexism?  What about the
racism, antisemitism , homophobia, and complete deconstruction of
marriage as an institution?

To each their own, I suppose.  But I'd place Mad Men up there with some of my favorite novels of all time.  It's beyond television to me at this point.

The Big Red "NO" has appeared over Big Red's prostitution partnership agreement.

BETTER CALL THE DOMINO'S NOID

More like a blimp!  That's what she gets for calling Sally fat when she was only 6 years old!  Payback's a bitch!

His plug for the prostate massager in the previous one didn't give it away?

"Montana" and "Seventeen" are two of the most crushingly beautiful songs this music fanatic's eats have ever discovered. They both possess the power to make me sob like a child for no apparent reason other than my lost youth and lost-loves I've long since gotten over.

He wasn't there at all.  He was suffering from crippling depression and agoraphobia and composed the entire album by himself whist locked away in his childhood bedroom.

I woke my girlfriend up at 2 am with my barley contained laughter as I was listening to it on my headphones in bed.  She tapped me on the shoulder and asked "what is so funny?",  and I just lost it trying to explain.  Tears were streaming down my face.

Seeing them at the Echoplex in LA at the end of the month.   First thing I thought when I heard their new album is "Guess Anton was right" in the sense that he called a rash of 60s revivalists ripping him off 10 years ago.  I'd say its a shame, but everyone who watched Dig! knows he pissed it all away.

"Mirror, Mirror on the wall.  Who's the fairest one of….oh, wait, you aren't a mirror.  My bad."

Why does he have a tattoo in Hebrew?

He's on his way out the door.  What a disaster of a signing that was…

Except the cops at the beginning of the scene made sure to let Tim know that both suspects were "shot in the chest".  That gave me pause because I had just watched the scene (had about 3 weeks to catch up on tonight), and vividly remembered Colt shooting Tim's Marine pal right between the eyes. It's clear they had…

Kid Congo and The Pink Monkey Birds.  That is all.