The only, ONLY reason you updated this is so you were bored and decided to spend more time re-reading your article to laugh at your own jokes. Find a job, Ashley.

A story that Kotaku would ONLY bother with if they can push an agenda.

“I’m a cynical asshole who doesn’t like fun because I’m too busy fighting capitalism(TM) to enjoy anything.“

No, just you and your weak ass.

From my perspective it’s been the same fucking problem through the whole trilogy. Movie comes out, it’s star wars I like it and things are good for a while until Matt and Trey parker end up convincing a bunch of dismissive assholes start hording in yelling that I shouldn’t like it because XYZ. Last Jedi comes out and…

None for you Higgins! Trying steal Tom Selleck’s booze, NO! No... You had yours.

hold L2+R2 for balance

You can’t tell me who my friends are “MOM”!

All of these are fucking terrible.

still waiting for Kotaku to prove they can make one fucking article on their fucking gaming website without making a political statement.

I don’t think they sound alike enough for a lawsuit to hold up, if that were the case then I know a few polish songs that would have a case against Sailor Moon

Since you think that you can just force people to do what you want because you don’t like them, I’m going to go ahead and follow through with your philosophy and say that Esther Wang should quit writing.

But will there be tiny disks I can play on it? Will there be tiny cables for me to plug into my tiny TV?

Can you just play a goddamn game for once instead of looping everything back around to your defeatist view of the world.

This kid has the world’s most annoying everything.

Joe Biden is not the problem, democrats forcing infighting is.

Mind not treating this like this is Nintendo themselves prying into your level saves and deleting them for arbitrary reasons? What is going on is that the game is detecting glitches and errors such as objects not loading properly, or loading where they shouldn’t and deleting those levels. The problem seems to be that…

I think the crux of the issue here is you not knowing the actual date of the wedding, did you not ask these people when the wedding was before you booked the flight? Did the invitation just specify a general approximation of when this wedding was taking place, I highly freaking doubt it. Sounds to me like you have…

It was never (or at least shouldn’t have been) about an “easy” mode, it was (should have been) about accessibility in game design. Using the term ‘easy mode’ as a catch-all grossly misrepresents the larger issue at hand.

jokes on you, I’m double jointed!