Time to main Steve to piss off the Smash pedos.

Maybe stop stealing other people’s content for clicks first.

Do you even have proof of that?

But can it beat the Squidward hotdog?

Striking while the horse is decomposed and in the ground I see.

I would argue that no, they are only using your exasperation as an excuse to feel better that they “did more”. However “more” that is doesn’t matter because more doesn’t really matter does it because for all we know “more” could just mean hiding behind a keyboard and ego tripping off of getting angry in forums and…

Less people would care because Star Wars is already tainted beyond belief by its own fans.

You don’t have to say in brackets “He’s full of crap”, everybody already knew your political opinion going into this article. This may come as news to you, but lashing out like a toddler in the headline doesn’t make you look like a real journalist, nor does it advance your cause in any way. Your headline just ends up…

They just ask that you suspend your CONSTANT concern for reality for one hour. Can you fucking do that?

Have you ever thought of having fun?

Kotaku being “that guy” who doesn’t care that they ruined a game for you. Though not surprising since Kotaku doesn’t care that they do that for newly released games as well.

You need to leave your basement, bruh.

Nobody with even half a brain would respond to questions from Kotaku. Why do you think “Kotaku reached out but didn’t receive a response” is a common trend in almost every article?

Because it’s irrelevant.

If I just post in the comments that I’m a black lesbian is that enough to get Kotaku to make an article about me?

TL;DR: Kotaku likes it because it’s woke and only because it’s woke.

All of these suck. They have the creativity and subtlety of a Kotaku article. Not saying that every piece of art needs to conform to some standard, but when every piece of art is just a big AI crossed out or some varient of such, maybe the AIs are winning this war, because your attempts to boycott it by making “anti…

Look, I would have NO idea this existed if you didn’t post about it. Now that I’ve said this you should be asking yourself “Why the fuck did I post this?”

Now try reporting it without being an absolute shit.

Sounding the alarms that the NFT price needs to shoot up again, Kotaku?