If that's illegal, then I'm in trouble, because my dogs attack alligators all the time

That is a very good point in this discussion entitled: "Is Phillip Rivers better than Eli Manning?" Way to slam it home, big fella.

Besides Gronk, all he has is two white Smurfs lined up outside and a parade of "who dats?" and cast offs in the backfield this year. And he got another ring with that garbage? That's like winning the Wing Bowl despite an allergy to Frank's Red Hot. Respect.

Is this how Cosby writes? I give him a D-, because this shit makes NO SENSE.

The shit he wrote sounds no different than the same casual misogyny one hears every day. That's why I will never trust a man if I hear him say anything sexist. Men can whine about how unfair it is all they want, I make no apologies for being unforgiving if any man shows a red flag.

This will, however, prevent him from helping Russell Wilson work on his pickoff move this offseason.

big fan of right corner yellow dress, clapping like 'YES, I'M PRETTIER THAN HER TOO.'

Well it's a good thing Pete Carroll was there to throw the game.

No. That'd be like saying Trent Dilfer is better than another quarterback.

How drunk are you?

"Still, he's no Dan Marino" — drunk Dolphin fan, somewhere, unsure of whether he buys his own bullshit

Luckily, the CDC has accurately identified the beginning of the Summer of Gronk, and feel that this year's STD vaccine cocktail closely matches what Gronk will be spreading throughout New England, the Carribbean, and various college spring break destinations.

Meanwhile, Julian Edelman, just back from a three-hour jog in the rain, has poured himself a bowl of gravel to enjoy in his empty kitchen.

Russell Wilson heard that he had the opportunity to dance onstage with Flo Rida, but he decided to pass.

Don't ever change

That's so sweet

You're thinking of Applebee's.