He lives in Canada. Ellie totally met him in camp.

ladies, you don't need to pay 25 bucks a month on a useless boyfriend when I'm willing to be your useless boyfriend for a mere 20$!

I will go to midnight taxidermy workshops with you.

I read the title and I was like, "I bet the invisible boyfriend is a vibrator." And then I read the beginning

I bet all Invisible Girlfriends live in the Niagara Falls area.

I have not watched this season, but I tuned into How to Get Away with Murder a few minutes early and caught the end of Scandal, and thought "what the fuck?!"

I love his 'I didn't do it/she started it' excuse.

#notallroombas

Hey! My Roomba would never shove someone though. Bump into them, yes. Shove, no.

Jeff Roomba.

Stay classy, dude.

The Star-Wienered Sneeches

Hernandez must be the first one with the new handgun-shaped iphone 7

We finally have conclusive proof that while marijuana may not make you kill people, it does at the very least make you do a shitty shitty job of it.

Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

Not to mention, he'll be getting a 4 game suspension.

"...I think my penis."

I'm not sure we should have expected anything more from the son of Florida Man and Florida Woman. Florida Teen never had a chance.