It should be interesting. But will it hold my interest?

"My wife is at home taking notes!"

i cannot stop laughing at this

I resolve that if I ever come home and find my spouse watching FOX and it does not involve taking a shot every time a commentator says something stupid I'm leaving him.

And apparently the best way to be interesting is to make your life revolve around your man. That's some quality advice right there. I have no idea how I've managed to survive without it all these years.

That list is so hurting I'm surprised they suggest a bath... Cos "rill men" don't take baths. At least not the rill men types who would respond to this list.

"My dog also loses interest in her own butthole from time to time."

"Touch him on the Penis"

Updated tips from Fox News

If you stroke our ego we become unbearable fucks. Take notes ladies.!

yea dudes....nope

I think it's safe to say he won't be getting any Under Armour endorsements anytime soon. He clearly didn't protect that house.

Isn't the travel insurance supposed to pay?

Eew! This is more like the Brainsplitter instead of the Lanesplitter.

"He's expected to make a full recovery and made it home to his wife for New Year's."

Both these games only made me want an 8-team playoff.

I'd worry more about Michigan showing up for that rivalry than I would for OSU.

Can you imagine...if we didn't have the playoffs, the BCS National Championship would've been between Alabama and Florida State? Yikes.

Ohio State and Urban Meyer exercised some demons tonight.