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This is really all I took from this. There’s a woman named Starri Hedges teaching sex ed in a sex shop. This is like something straight out of a movie.

Wait, wait, wait... a woman named Starri Hedges is explaining sex to kids by taking them to sex shops? I just can’t get over this.

Hyattsville is not awesome. You are correct.

Parents - stop shaming your children online. If you can’t appropriately punish a child without making it a world phenomenon, I recommend you start a Kickstarter to get you into parenting classes and therapy, not a YouTube channel.

HEY NOW! It technically is “suburban DC”. No one is claiming it is in DC. Us suburbanites are kind of awesome sometimes too!

I have club status for United so I am not the person to ask about terminal comfortability... :\

Dude, you need to fly another airline. In-flight beverages on United out of country you get unlimited free booze regardless of where you are sitting.

High-status flying becomes a more exclusive club, and that exclusivity makes the perks more worthwhile. For these lucky ones, the early boarding lines are shorter, more of the nicer economy plus or comfort plus seats are freed up, and they’ve got a better chance of getting an upgrade

Yasssss! All of her shit is amazing.

I’ve tried to avoid reading this all day because I knew it was going to make me cry and, there it is... tears at my desk.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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This is the stuff nightmares are made of

I’m not entirely sure what her being the D.A. has to do with this (and yes, I am aware, because I live 45 minutes away from Baltimore).

We should probably get you an all expenses paid vacation to some chill island at an all-inclusive resort. I hear they’re nice this time of year, and they might help you take that edge off. Let me know which account I should be donating to. You sound so angry I’d like to start your vacation fund for you.

“continually to nervously” - I think perhaps you should consult your elementary school English class education, and not my “lack of reading comprehension”.