Are you done being outraged yet?

You must have missed that “it was a joke post” in your quest to be outraged.

“Place: TBD; it’ll be next door on one side or another ;)“

I clicked on this because as a parent, this title was fucking magical.

It was a joke. Sorry the sarcasm was missed.

It’s a baby shower for godsakes. How much damage could people playing “guess the diaper smell” and “circle the baby words” possibly have done to the house?

a neighbor who had broken into her apartment and used it to throw a baby shower

There is no fucking way this is not a photoshop...

This person is... so nice. I would have literally stood up and walked out of the room. What a shithead.

T-shirts. I am not even joking. The t-shirts are insanely cheap, and if you’re just buying basic t-shirts, there’s no reason to NOT buy them there. And pillows. They have cheap pillows that are actually super comfortable.

Would you watch Kylie Jenner do a TED Talk on chemtrails?

This is really going to upset the “500 Days of Kristin” series over on Gawker.

I just thought you should know I’m adding Penis Pope to my vocabulary effective immediately.

The best part is, most of them come with run-flat tires too.

“Protect parents rights”... I’m confused - are they carrying the baby for 9 months? Giving up the next 18 years of their life to raise them? Giving up their college degrees and high school for the baby?

Many women in the military actually DO have that experience if they have ever been enlisted and lived in the barracks.

If you talk to women in the military, I think you’ll be hard pressed to find 10% of the women who weren’t sexually assaulted at any point in their career.

I think she meant the devil’s food cake was in her.

You deserve so many more stars than I can give you

“And on the seventh day, God said let there be vodka, with tomato juice to go along with it”