Can I get a... Hillary?

You would be amazed at how many people do not reveal how cheap they are until you ask them to be in a wedding. Also, there is always drama in a bridal party, regardless of who you pick. Who is going to throw parties? Who is going to help pick dresses? Who is the maid of honor? Who is going to resent her for it?

Reposting my response on Gawker last night because, relevant

What is a Becky G and Austin Mahone?

Technically they have their right to face their accuser and any witnesses, so she better start praying REALLY hard for Jesus’ second coming.

Unfortunately, there are many that think you still shouldn’t get to make that choice...

Don’t care how stupid it looks. Will see.

Bravo

I wasn’t aware running a computer company made her a licensed OB/GYN.

There is only Zuul

THANK YOU! Let’s not forget to mention that this dress looking Britney Spears circa 2001.

Hank and Kendra look like two people who hate each other that are just there because they have to be there. Dannielynn looks just like her mom. She’s beautiful and I’m really glad for her that her father is primarily raising her out of the limelight and trying to give her somewhat of a normal childhood.

As someone with bi-polar, I cannot stand it when people just casually refer to other things/people as “bi-polar” because it’s the easy go-to.

You can have my vote if it includes free coffee. Free good coffee, not the crappy office kind.

This article could have been titled: Ben Carson, the Man Who Lived on the Government Dole His Entire Childhood, and Wants to Fuck Over Single Mothers Anyway

Those sunglasses came straight from the 90’s my friend. I’m having one of those days too.

Flag. And keep flagging for all of time. It works, and they do actually pay attention to it.

Came here for this. Thank you.

I don’t know where you found this but this is fucking fantastic.

NO DAVE! My soul is crushed.