1. I don't live in Texas.

As someone from near this area where this happened, this is accurate.

I am still laughing uncontrollably at this...

If you have to ask, it probably is

Everyone else has decidedly taken a political stance on this.

She will also look like a zebra from the knee down at the end.

This more reminds me of Woodstock.

It's okay, the amazing tan lines they will get from them will more than make up for it. Then I can laugh at them for that.

Jonah: It’s a hashtag hurricane, bitch tits.

I went to a wedding expo a ... long time ago. I think they thought the way to get us to buy stuff was to feed us so many samples of free cake that we were too fat and happy to say no to anything. It was a magical day.

Dude fight needs to be a daily thing in my life.

When Luke’s supposed to be thinking intensely, Eastwood, son of Clint, looks like his brain has launched its screen-saver. “The Longest Ride” is more enjoyable if you picture his father in the role.

And hereeeee we go.

I cannot wait to read the Rotten Tomatoes reviews of this.

You’re asking illogical people who don’t understand statistics to be logical. That’s unfortunately never going to happen.

Valid point. Unfortunately I fear it’s brought more people into the realm of “rape culture doesn’t exist” who may have been somewhere on the fence.

That’s probably what it was honestly, but it would be in direct violation of First Amendment rights and they probably didn’t go through with it because that’s a hot debate topic right now and they don’t want to look like they’re in violation of that.

They withdrew the bill, namely because there has already been a Supreme Court ruling against this type of action that would have been shot down on signing.

The party of smaller government, especially when it comes to mandating vaginal probes and telling you that you can and can’t get married... right. Keep telling yourselves that Republicans.