That's why you file with an attorney, and you make available to the state. Should something happen, the first thing the hospital will look at is if you filed through the state (which, if it's legal, you will). I also provided mine to several family members, because I know there are others that would honor my wishes…

But are we regulating those slut pills? If we're not, those rats might start having more sex. SLUTS!

Shhh... any holiday where it encourages chocolate eating can be extended for however long retailers would like.

I am available for the mere sum of $15/hour to answer your shitty online dating emails. That $15 gets you plenty of snark and the ability to dick punch a dude via the internet.

Yeah I'm in VA and my husband and I sat down and wrote out a living will the second we found out I was pregnant. A couple of lawyer friends helped us out with it.

Oh for sure if you're married have a living will, even if you don't have any material property to split with each other. In the event something happens, it avoids a lot of hoopla and red tape to have the wishes expressly written down with designated next of kin.

Not when you are over the age of 18. A living will is the best way to keep that in check. You can actually do that at LegalZoom (no need to appoint an expensive lawyer) for like $80. It then appoints your next of kin and gives your legal wishes should anything happen.

Make sure you have a power of attorney present for that decision. Simply telling them isn't enough of a legal authority for them to do anything on your behalf.

Apparently Santa brought Madonna an orgasm for Christmas.

Not even just that, think of the psychological number it will do on her partner having to raise a kid that they kept his dead girlfriend alive just to incubate.

Nonetheless, their decision added that the rights of a living child would supersede those of a deceased mother and the wishes of her loved ones. They're only allowing the woman to be taken off life support because her fetus has no chance of survival.

I wish I could say this was a little victory, but if the only reason they're doing it is because the child can't survive, then there's really no victory here.

Things you can watch instead of The Interview: Everything else on the planet. Literally. Go watch paint dry.

What I think is funny is the article was written by a Christian and this person is drudging up the 'war on Christians' because well, apparently everyone hates Christians, or some other nonsense Fox News fed them this morning.

This is how you remind me... that Nickelback is a shitty band

Or you could have actually read the article and the mentioning of many religions and their belief in the virgin birth. But I suppose reading is really hard. Especially when you have some fake War on Christmas nonsense to go on about listening to Fox News.

This is just the happy Christmas story I needed today. :) So happy that adorable puppy found a loving home!

My thoughts exactly. This is a safe place people who are into alternative stuff go to live out their fantasies with no judgement and with people who are into the same stuff. This isn't a damn strip club where you get whatever show you're willing to pay for.

The books were pretty awful, so it's not surprising to me the movie is following suit.

I bet he's the person that walks into strip clubs and says "I'M JAMIE FUCKING DORNAN. I WANT A SHOW GOD DAMMIT!"