‘Bout time someone stood up to the matriarchy. Keep this up and someday we’ll have a male president!

It’s absolutely amazing to me that living in a world where there has never been greater access to knowledge and scientific research is making so many people even more stupid and less educated than they would be without that access.

Nah it's when he went flying down a stadium staircase in a wheelchair, which technically was an Anaheim thing

“That LA thing”

There will be a lot of joking involved with this asshole’s emergence on Twitter but let’s not forget that this fucking coward tore his wife’s throat out and got away with it.

Driving through a lot of small towns I think my favorite thing is probably:

Can’t believe you forgot leash-less (seemingly ownerless) dog(s) when driving through small towns. You’re driving through and there is a dog just standing under a tree or running down the sidewalk. Probably everybody in town knows his name.

I’m currently in my early-thirties. Been with my girl for a couple years. We still do the cutesy baby talk thing between us

Fucking Burneko even name dropped Achilles in the article. He’s been the oracle all this time. 

You’d think people would’ve gotten the joke in a blog that specifically references Achilles’ death, but here we are.

It’s good he is taking the heat and accepting it, but he was extremely brutal in his takedown:

All I can say is that Bob Myers’s press statement which began with him tearfully sorta explaining what happened by using words and phrases like “there were experts,” “multiple MRIs,” “multiple doctors,” and “cleared to play” by “collaborative decision” sounded an awful lot like a random corporate executive explaining…

Counterpoint:

“making a dramatic comeback in his team’s biggest game of the season, only to see that comeback lead to the worst possible result.”

Apropos of nothing, it should be “We, the North” with a comma. How can we expect the Raptors to win a Finals if they don’t understand the basic rules of grammar? I blame the Canadian school system.

All of that is true, but deep in our hearts we know that the Raptors are going to blow it. 

Rule change! Only one team gets to enjoy the timeout. The other team has to do jumping jacks until the timeout ends. Real ones too. It’s a technical if someone just moves their arms up and down and doesn’t actually jump.

Toronto now desperately hopes it wasn’t a franchise peak too.

Two thoughts:

KD’s injury sounds really bad, but not as bad as the song James Dolan is going to write about it.