I love his reaction, “ah, fuckin kangaroos,” like it’s just an annoying bee or something not a super strong mammal that can seriously mess you up.

Australia, the Florida of the world. Always trying to kill you.

Oh sure, blame the kangaroos. Who made you judge and jury? What kind of court is this?

The hearty punch is a very underrated form of greeting.

He’ll probably head over the next hill to go discuss it with his prime minister.

Ah yes, love how you’ve cleverly wrapped this whole thing up in a pouch.

I got a real kick out of that, but I hop the paraglider wasn’t hurt.

That’s kangaroos for you. They’ll mess you up without ruminating much about it.

How do we know that kangaroo isn’t Matthew Dellavadova? ...Oh wait, it didn’t fall down like it was injured after attacking the man.

One of the best, coolest-sounding names in the history of the business. 

It could’ve been worse. He could have been sitting five rows back...or in the nosebleeds...a veritable “Where’s Rondo?”

Who would have thought Rondo was a petulant guy and poor teammate?  No one could have predicted this!

Let’s be real though, Rondo is acting like how all of us WISH we could act towards our dumbass, shitty co-workers. 

It would have been really funny if the fan whose seat he took had come back and tried to kick him out of it.

This was funny/sad because it was LeBron, but I still say one of the NBA’s funniest turnovers was Russell Westbrook absent-mindedly traveling damn near to midcourt.

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

Back in the AAU days, literally nothing gave me a bigger jolly than a quick score against a guy who slapped the floor. It was always a guard (frontcourt guys don't do this particular peacocking bullshit), and he usually had on a t shirt under his jersey.

What do we call this one? Cheat me in Temecula?

I came here to post "At least two ppl actually met in Temecula"

Feet me in Temecula?