Well...that’s something.

Two black men painted blue.

It’s a whole new world.

No, wait, I get why it looks weird: his body looks like it’s moving independently from his head. Which is super weird.

It looks like the effects still aren’t done either. Like, he looks like he’s being badly computer generated. Like he’s about to start buffering or something.

That is definitely a thing. Definitely...something.

The reason I didn’t do so well in college is that I never once put this much thought and research into a paper.

And don’t worry, it also works in context as a “nonsense” word, too!

Terminator: the Quest for Unobtanium

You wussed out on even the idea of research to justify your outrage.  Big surprise.

I believe you because I’ve heard the same from many people over the past year. Some of them were even high-profile, like Ben Brode (former Hearthstone director, who went on to start a new company).

Remember when Iwata (and the rest of the board) took a 50% cut to his $770.000 salary because Nintendo wasn’t doing as well as expected?.

A shame that the Activision CEO only makes like $30 million and can’t afford it 

Always feels good and normal when you fire a bunch of employees right after giving your new CFO a $15m signing bonus.

Actually, this is rooted in Russia’s macho criminal/prison code, where it’s taboo for a man to perform oral sex or touch female genitalia (зашквар). If you somehow get behind bars, and it’s somehow discovered by other inmates that you actually pleasured women, you’ll become an untouchable (lowest caste in prison).

The Venn Diagram of “Dudes Who Are Embarrassed with Talking about Cunnilingus” and “Dudes Who Have a Mental Age of 13" is a circle.

For real. Oral is awesome and makes your lady pretty forgiving when you mess up. “Oh I’m sorry, I forgot to vacuum! I’ll take care of that right now and, uh, I’ll make it up to you later...”

Citation: This is all taking place in Russia.

Who the hell is embarrassed by admitting they like going down on a woman? I shout it from the roof tops. 

Yeah, Marshmello might want to ask his dad about the Internet before 2019.

Every feckin’ pixel of those gifs makes me feel old..