theprederick
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The depressing growth rate that is better than Obama’s best year.

Not everyone who’s ever acted in an HP movie is a saint?? And the author has some personal views you don’t agree with?!? No!!

dafuq kinda candy store have you been shopping at?

When did yours stop? :P

What’s the difference? High on weed or high on affirmation, they’re still high on something.

When did dicks start looking like candy, exactly?

Hey, if these dorks are craving something that looks like candy and ends with a gush of disgusting fluid, maybe they should try eating a dick.

Me: So, have you heard about this Tide Pod Challenge thing on YouTube?

Kids today. In my day, kids who were ingesting horrible things at least did it to get high.

IT’S A ZAC EFRON TATTOO AND IT’S CALLED SUSHI

I mean, Zac Efron certainly is a ladykiller. Eh? EH?? Ahhhhhh...

So you’re making an overture for him to clarify that?

You see, the crease is lava. And you can’t be in the lava with the ball or you catch on fire. You can be in the lava accidentally without the ball, but you have to leave immediately.

The offensive player cannot enter the crease area to score. Entering is putting a body part onto the floor, so jumping in and releasing (or punching) the ball before you hit the ground is OK.

...and here we are.

Patrick when you write 1812 my dumb brain sees it as a year and I had to read that sentence so many fucking times

It’s like Calvinball but without the variable rules.

Basically Dragon Ball Z is about a bunch of Asians that can turn into stronger, more powerful white people when enraged.

I don’t know how anybody could have read/watched Dragon Ball all this time and NOT realized that he’s just been making up nonsense from the beginning.

So you’re telling me that a group of people with the right special genes can become amazingly powerful blonde-haired super men, a superior race over their genetically-inferior counterparts?