I realize that Crowe is a known asshole, but Azelia is just the fucking worst and I have no idea who to root for in this situation. Now I know how the ‘anyone but Hillary’ people feel when they realize their only other option is Trump now that Bernie is out of the race.

Oh my god Azaelia. Just stop.

Pandas around the world are falling over themselves to express their grief.

We get it Canada. You just elected Justin Trudeau. We’re all super stoked for you.

Yeah, we knew it was all horseshit. They never intended to back down and the fact that nearly a year would be “too close” to the election was garbage. These people don’t love the US, they just love the benefits that come with running the US.

Really? Then maybe some Republicans will actually read it since it’s in their preferred format.

The problem is that it’s much, much harder to stop being a single country than this line of thinking gives credit for. For one, the new Republican States of America would be deep in the red, budget-wise, even before they slash their taxes. You have Texas and then a whole lot of poverty. I guess it will be easier on…

99% sure this is a forwarded email chain

The two country divide actually started when Lincoln let the Confederates off the hook after the war and just let them integrate back into society sans any real punishment. There should’ve been trials, hangings, and bannings of Confederate symbols and memorials.

I saw this coming back in February.

“We should let the American people have a say.”

“The American people elected a Democrat.”

“Pshhh, fuck that shit. Let’s keep this party going!”

It’s the wrong unis for the Preds they’re not even the right color

It’s clearly The New York Rangers

But all those sticks...

Hi, dad!

He’s in the penalty box for ruffing

“Why am I at a Ranger’s game?” - dog

Pictured: Calm dog, because puck is not ball.

That is a good hockey dog.

I’m saying that

Look, I have bipolar disorder with major depression. It’s about communication. If you break plans because you can’t get out of bed, for example, have the decency to communicate that you have to break your plans. No ghosting. There’s a difference between being mentally ill and being a jerk. You can’t blame being a…