THANK YOU, HERO.

Good god, Trevor is terrifying as a “real” person. Steven Ogg seems like the nicest guy ever, but should I ever run into him, I’m keeping my distance, haha.

They had explicit instructions. Suicide Squad version in particular.

I been fighting myself all day just to hold the urge to type this.

I just wanna know how long from the start of the stream before somebody said “Press F to Pay Respects” because you know somebody had to.

0/10 on the attempt. You can do better.

Remember this was at a major tournament and it basically saved the round for a pro team who make tens of thousands of dollars off this.

So yeah, no big deal for us. But I can see why it would be a big deal for him.

“Used to be” meaning in yer grampa’s day, right? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure that tattoos have been around for tens of thousands of years and have been used for everything from tribal markings to religious ceremonies to reminders about a meme that no one will remember in two weeks.

Guess you’ll have to find some other meaningless gesture to prove how tough you are to strangers.

I wouldn’t recommend it. Where would you find an audience to whine to when they take away your Internet?

All the more embarrassing since that game was actually called “Waverace 64.”

From what I understand, chat here’s Sub-only mode, so it would take an extra-dedicated asshole plunking down 5 dollars to be an asshole.

itll be awkward when strangers ask him if he was in the armed forces and get the reply “no im good at videogames”.

I’m having a hard time believing people weren’t doing the Nazi spam symbols and calling him a faggot... It’s the internet... You’re always gonna get that.

And everyone called me weird because I want to be cremated, made into a cake and have my family and friends eat the cake. Hypocrisy!

It’s OK. In the future this is how all funeral ceremonies will be like. Twitch channels will be the new funeral home. This is how some people do weddings when relatives from afar can’t travel.

Guys... Life is starting to get REALLY fucking weird...

The only sports commentator who swings my decisions to subscribe to a network is Papi Le Batard. If Fox Sports gave him a show I would switch to watching them.

The real Skip Bayless is locked in a cell several hundred feet underground. There, his cruel captors siphon hot takes from his shattered mind 24 hours a day. Bayless huddles in the corner of his cell, naked but for a rough sackcloth and short length of hempen rope that he uses as a belt because it isn’t long enough to…