I’m still stunned every time someone says they eat Subway.

Or a clumsy proctologist

Any recommendations on a diaper bag that still makes me look like I can perform a root canal on a grizzly bear while still carrying my newborn?

Pickle guy doesn’t realize he’s an asshole

If you run into an asshole in the morning, then you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day then you’re the asshole.

I want to see the Venn diagram of people who still support Trump after this, and people who are offended by kneeling at the national anthem. Unfortunately there’s probably significant overlap.

That’s three times (at least) he has attacked veterans. Not by taking a knee during the National Anthem to protest something completely unrelated, but directly.

Like the last two minutes of an NBA game

The next month is going to feel like 4 years.

Wow, Biden has been killing it lately. I don’t get much from political speeches but I got bumps from this one.

Next thing you know we’ll find out that space hates Christmas and apple pie, and wants to legalize weed.

As a diehard Giants fan, I take issue with how unrealistic this is. We do not have 8 different plays available to us on 3rd down.

Why does it matter when Femshep is Canon and Tali isnt bisexual.

Uh... I thought the main controversy had been that after all that mystery re: quarian looks in the end Tali ended up being a beautiful human female instead of, you know, some monstrous alien from space like every other damn race in the game? Like, that’s what bothered me and I always thought other people were annoyed…

just a status thing.. Bear Bryant at Alabama did it first

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it...

This....