While this is an easy criticism to sling at the creator, do remember they told him his level was cleared, then pulled back. Nintendo doesn’t even know what their own policies are. Not only that, his Nintendo Network ID has nothing to do with the word, and they deleted stages that weren’t even named after poo. This…

In a previous life, I rode quite a bit. I’m always amazed that these animals, who can be so goddamn stupid and obstinate, can be trained to do such cool things.

You know he doesn’t actually punch the horse, right? You can see that his punch is about a foot or more away from the horse’s head, and the rider yanks the reins a split second before the horse goes over. Horses in movies are trained “falling horses” that are trained to appear as if they were wounded when in reality…

That’s a good effort protesting a wave, but it’s not as effective as this one.

Seriously, if you’re gonna ask the internet, you have to expect this is what you’re gonna get and go with it.

My college unofficially renamed our art building the “Thomas Kinkade Center for Kids Who Can’t Draw Good”. They hang a white sheet with the name on the front of the building every year.

Maybe stop trying the “chuck the ball off the defender so it goes out of bounds” and just lob the ball all way down to your end of the court so at least a turnover doesn’t result in a dunk less than two seconds later.

They’ll name it what they want despite the popular vote. Take it from someone who’s trash is not processed at the Fred Durst Society of the Humanities and Arts.

I was thinking the same. Interest in this sort of research is actually pretty important, and people of all ages would be at least a little intrigued to follow the adventures of Boaty McBoatface.

If they’re wise, they’ll go for it — it will prompt more media coverage and sponsorship opportunities than a traditional name. Who wouldn’t donate money for a Boaty McBoatface research project?

I can’t believe they blew the “throw it off the defender’s shoe” move TWICE.

Considering they were down double digits with under a minute to go, the phrase “We played the right way, even (?) at the end” reminds of Baldrick’s cunning plan to remedy the low ceilings at his mother’s house by cutting her head off.

Of course this is less than a month after I ponied up to microsoft for another year of XBL Gold... just to watch ESPN3 on my tv.

You forgot Kawhi Leonard.

No, but he could have them droned without judicial review.

If you want your children to see these things, here’s a novel idea- take them whale watching! Let them see orcas in their natural habitat! Not in what amounts to a fish bowl for unhappy cetaceans. The whales deserve better, and if you really want your children to learn about orcas, the kids deserve better too.

You know you are getting old when you attempt this at the county fair to impress your unimpressed girlfriend and then you can’t comb your hair the next day. #RotatorCuffsMatter

Our children will also never see a live minstel show, or bear-baiting, or a cockfight.

Well, why else would the kid on the bench be wearing that “Always Dripping” shirt?