Seriously, these segments are way better than the games.

I don't follow the NBA much so don't see this crew too often, but I'm fairly convinced, particularly when compared to the studio shows of just about every other network/sport, that this one is the best, and anyone who hates it is just a cynic who doesn't like fun things or really anything in general.

"Banks shouldn't have the right to deny people access to their services for purely political or "moral" reasons

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RING THE BELL IN FLAVORTOWN SQUARE BECAUSE GUY REVERE IS RIDING HIS 4-COURSE FLAVOR HORSE THROUGH THE STREETS TO WARN YOU ABOUT HIS BRAND NEW CASH MONEY DELI BRO-GIE JAM PACKED WITH MORE MEAT THAN A DRUNK SORORITY GIRL ON A SATURDAY NIGHT. AND THIS AIN'T NO GAY-OLI MY FRIENDS, OUR STRAIGHT GANGSTER VOLCANO AIOLI SAUCE…

"Every Boob is like a Snowflake", coincidentally, was one of the last cuts off the Frozen soundtrack.

women can talk like sexy babies and remain appealing, but men cannot.

I don't like spoilers, but every now and then I get spoiled. You know what I do, I get over it. It doesn't ruin my enjoyment of a program to know ahead even if I prefer not to. Because I don't watch shows that would rely so heavily on shocking me. Like with Game of Thrones, the last episodes was spoiled to me by a…

I do not care about spoilers. At all. I can still enjoy things even if I know certain plot points. I also don't let spoilers "stick" - since I don't give a shit, they tend to fall away, forgotten, anyway.

Also, in general, and apparently unlike most people, I don't consider TV shows or movies to be that serious. …

I must be one of the lucky ones. You can tell me exactly how a thing ends and I won't consider it a spoiler at all since I still need to see HOW they got to that point anyway. Knowing the ending actually makes it more interesting to me somehow..

I've just kind of tried to train myself to feel the impact of a spoiler moment whenever I'm first exposed to it. For example, is it IDEAL to learn that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father at that precise moment in The Empire Strikes Back? Maybe. I don't know, because someone told me about it beforehand, and it blew…

Why do spoilers have to ruin anything? Can't people enjoy art for what it is? I mean if you see the same performance ten times you do so because you enjoy watching the performance as a work of art. People who think otherwise basically cheapen the whole experience by claiming the art is less valuable because they have…

a plug for Busty Girl Comics, which is amazing...

A-fucking-men. A grace period after new releases and a very limited one after TV is fine, but jesus, if you can't keep up with pop culture, that is your problem and you need to not make it everyone else's. People who did make the effort to see it or read it should be able to discuss it without tiptoeing around in case…

I don't understand why people are getting so argumentative about this, it's not that hard to avoid spoilers, you know, as long as you don't live on the internet. Any time I see "game of.." I just stop reading. For some things I don't mind spoilers cause they're not that important to me. But I avoided all spoilers for…

Man ruins Game Of Thrones with series of novels full of spoilers

I like that this a "non-cultural" movie and it stars a black girl. Meaning: usually, when a PoC stars in main cartoon roles, it's to tell a story related to their culture. Mulan, Princess and the Frog, Aladdin, Prince of Egypt, what have you, were all taking place in each of those respective cultural settings and so…

I remember when it was a thing on comment forums to see "Snape killed Dumbledore", in all caps, a propos of absolutely nothing, after that particular Harry Potter volume came out. I was spoiled but I laughed out loud. Because it was so trollish that it was, for me, hilarious.

SPOILER: Your own life ends badly.

I once did this on Craigslist personals - posted a M4W ad, and only replied to those who responded to it, using quotes from Futurama's Bender. I was depressingly successful.